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Returm of the FisHgODx
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Dear Retro-Wow Community,

I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an forum god. That's not my business. I don't want to meme or rule anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Orc, Human, Sunqt, Gohan. We all want to help one another. Wow players are like that. We want to live by each others happiness, not by each others misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone, and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned player's souls, has barricaded Azeroth with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. The teleporters and the .duelmods have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in players; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all. Even now my words are reaching millions throughout the server, millions of despairing men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes us torture and troll innocent people.
To those who can hear me, I say, do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of players who fear the way of server progress. The hate of them will pass, and trolls die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as we die, liberty will never perish. PLAYERS! Don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you, enslave you; who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don't give yourselves to these unnatural players - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines, you are not cattle, you are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don't hate! Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural. RETRO WOW! Don't fight for slavery! Fight for liberty! In the seventeenth chapter of St. Luke, it is written that the kingdom of God is within man, not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people, have the power, the power to create new characters, the power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this game free and beautiful, to make this game a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of vanilla wow, let us use that power. Let us all unite. Let us fight for a new Azeroth, a decent server that will give players a chance to work, that will give new ones a future and old ones security. By the promise of these things, trolls have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill that promise. They never will! Trolls free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfill that promise. Let us fight to free the world! To do away with barriers! To do away with greed, with hate and intolerance! Let us fight for a server of reason, a world where kindness and progress will lead to all men's happiness. Men, in the name of democracy, let us all FISH!


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"Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers."
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
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I really want to read but...ugh... give me the main idea cba reading Big Grin

Btw WB to the forum, hope you come back to the server too. EX DE

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(11-23-2017, 09:28 PM)samrogue Wrote: I really want to read but...ugh... give me the main idea cba reading Big Grin

Btw WB to the forum, hope you come back to the server too. EX DE

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"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
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(11-23-2017, 09:28 PM)samrogue Wrote: I really want to read but...ugh... give me the main idea cba reading Big Grin

The main idea is about how Gnawbone lost his slave "Trolldruid" somewhere in 1 of a player's Closet. So he is taking his revenge on all the fishes for some apparent reason to improve his pvp skills, such as his most important one "Battle Standard" post Xd
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ctrl f'd for salazir
was dispointed but +1 bcs chiboy fanboy gnawboy soreboy


¿btw ipoly he aha te tūmau kei te tākaro koe ki te tuakana?

Angel But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust.  Angel 



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#6
Good job converting Charlie Chaplin's legendary speech into a rather accurate and purposeful speech towards a niche segment of the WoW community. It's actually spot on. Pray that people will read it and live by its meaning and beauty!
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(11-24-2017, 02:34 AM)Gnawbone Wrote:
(11-23-2017, 09:28 PM)samrogue Wrote: I really want to read but...ugh... give me the main idea cba reading Big Grin

Btw WB to the forum, hope you come back to the server too. EX DE

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eh

(11-24-2017, 03:07 AM)Ipolylol Wrote:
(11-23-2017, 09:28 PM)samrogue Wrote: I really want to read but...ugh... give me the main idea cba reading Big Grin

The main idea is about how Gnawbone lost his slave "Trolldruid" somewhere in 1 of a player's Closet. So he is taking his revenge on all the fishes for some apparent reason to improve his pvp skills, such as his most important one "Battle Standard" post Xd

lul

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(11-24-2017, 01:02 PM)Chanowich Wrote: Good job converting Charlie Chaplin's legendary speech into a rather accurate and purposeful speech towards a niche segment of the WoW community. It's actually spot on. Pray that people will read it and live by its meaning and beauty!

didnt think anyone would get that +1 to you
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
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#9
Roleplayers made me go play retail leL




PS I hopE u TEAch kidS hoW to fisH thenK



Also if u catch Sunqt in the sea stalking u , call me. I need some vendetta to do.
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#10
I want to fish. Now
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